Monkey Boxing

The Best, Fastest, most Efficient Martial Art in the World!

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I’ve seen the ads, ’15 Fight Enders,’ ‘Lt. X Takes Out Biker Skinheads,’ ‘Prison Fighting!’ And so on. Hundreds of these scams, all ending in ‘$7.’

And the ads are all bullshit. You’re going to learn a handful of techniques, culled from various arts and experiences, and that will enable you to defend yourself. Bullshit.

You don’t need ‘magical’ techniques, you need a change of mind. Of spirit. Most of all, you need the correct data.

I’ve been studying the martial arts for over 50 years, I have a STERLING reputation when it comes to teaching martial arts courses. And I have THE ONLY martial arts course that is quick to learn, actually works, and will change your mind and spirit.

Not tournament BS, there are no points on the street.

Not more revised MMA/Jujitsu. Great stuff, if you want to wrestle around on the street while some bozo’s friends come over and kick your head in.

Not expensive. Simply, I’m on your side. I sell the real goods, and I depend on lots of people buying, not one or two suckers.

Not a ‘self defense’ seminar. You want a change of mind and spirit, not a gimmick.

So, if you’re tired of the bullshit and want the most perfect martial art in the world, easy to learn, intuitive to do, and REALLY WORKS…then read the next paragraph.

MATRIXING

Here is the first ad I ever wrote for Matrixing…

I wrote this ad over ten years ago. Here is what people had to say about these courses…from the same ad.

This ad ran in the major magazines for a few years, then the mags died and were replaced by the internet. I continued selling these courses on the internet. To this date I have over 600 pages of wins from martial artists all over the world.

So what is this new Martial Arts Course I have put together? Monkey Boxing.

If you have followed me over the years you know the story about Monkey Boxing, how I stumbled on it, and have been working on it for decades. But don’t worry, if you haven’t read the history of Monkey Boxing you will find it on this site.

For now, let me describe the courses so you know what you will be getting into.

This new set of courses, beginning with Monkey Boxing ( Part One and Part Two), are a brand new way of looking at the martial arts.

You see, when I wrote Matrix Karate I presented matrixing, and it is easy to learn about the tables and graphs and concepts that TOTALLY revolutionize the martial arts.

But it is the martial arts slanted through karate. Or Shaolin. Or Tai Chi. Or whatever art I use to get the matrixing concepts across.

Monkey Boxing has never been done before, and it is based on one, simple concept.

One.

No doubt you are asking how anybody could create a whole art out of one technique. Morihei Uyeshiba developed Aikido out of the concept of spiritual harmony. Wing Chun is based on fixed elbows. Karate is block and counter. Tai Chi is based on ‘absorption.’

Those arts are, of course, built upon thousands of techniques from hundreds of different arts.

Monkey Boxing is based on one technique which has never been utilized before, is seen everywhere and yet not understood, and IS NOT taken from any of the thousands of techniques and hundreds of arts that are used to build other martial arts.

THE PURPOSE OF MONKEY BOXING

The above being noted, Monkey Boxing is not used to teach one how to ground the body, or structure it or energize it; it is used for one purpose, to teach a student how to logically, scientifically and systematically take apart and render the body of an opponent. I recommend Matrix Karate if you need to learn about structure, energy, and so on.

  1. No mystery, as in mysterious chi.
  2. No tournaments or games.
  3. Simply the logical destruction of another human body.
  4. No other art even comes close to the logic and science of Monkey Boxing.
  5. Other arts teach various techniques which may, or may not, fit together in some loose sort of philosophy or scheme. Monkey Boxing is tighter than a drum.
  6. Other arts are whimsical put togethers, the results of fighter’s favorite techniques, tournament drilling, politics, and so on. Monkey Boxing is built upon, is an outgrowth from, ONE, simple technique.
  7. Other arts are fantasies based on ‘If he does this, I will do that,’ which automatically removes one from the moment. Monkey Boxing forces one to STAY IN THE MOMENT.
  8. Other arts are random sequences of tricks which, after several years, may make sense. Or maybe not. Monkey Boxing is utterly and totally logical.

Monkey Boxing makes sense right from the beginning.

MONKEY BOXING COMPARED TO OTHER MARTIAL ARTS

Consider the first technique you learn.

In boxing it might be a jab (or might not, depending on who you learn from and what his favorite techniques are).

In Aikido it is going with your opponent, ignoring development of kicks, punches, blocks, hard throws, and whatever else in the search for a mystical world harmony.

In karate it is hard blocks and strikes. Which is fine, except that most karate is altered for tournaments, and limited to force.

In Kenpo it is some 500-700 techniques which you will never utilize in actual fighting.

And so on for every art.

The truth is this: all martial arts are pieces of the same puzzle, and these pieces are often presented as if they contradict each other.

My art is not better than your art, it is merely a different side of it.

Monkey Boxing is all the arts. It is fighting and throwing and blocking and…without being fighting or throws or blocks or…whatever. And it is scientifically designed to be quick, efficient, and to merge with the other pieces of the art seamlessly and intuitively.

SO WHAT IS MONKEY BOXING…EXACTLY?

When you learn karate you learn how to block, though you will likely never use the blocks in fighting. They are more for learning the structure of the body.

Thus, blocking comes later, after the initiation of the fight.

What comes before blocking? What do you need to know before the block, when the fight really starts?

And, what comes before the ‘grab’ used in various throws?

What comes before someone is grabbed in a fight?

Interestingly, this one item I structured Monkey Boxing on is common to every art, yet there are very few techniques which utilize it, and none that showcase it as the center and origination of all martial arts.

This one item is what Monkey Boxing is based on. Before the block, before the grab, a simple movement common to all arts that nobody understands or appreciates. Even if they have done it a million times.

I teach this one concept/move in the first few lessons, and the whole rest of Monkey boxing, hundreds of video clips, is dedicated to understanding it, applying it, drilling it, and making it work.

The result is a martial artist who is prepared before the block, before the grab, at the initiation of a fight and not (in some stylized manner) after it has begun.

Here is what is going to happen when you learn Monkey Boxing.

  • The ONE technique from which ALL martial arts originate.
  • A complete breakdown of the four attacks which grow out of the one technique.
  • A complete list of the simple throws growing directly out of this initial move. These moves will include both sides of the body and will be the most workable locks/throws you have ever seen.
  • A method for learning how to fight that works within two hours; you will be a dedicated Monkey Boxer within two hours of learning this drill.
  • How to adapt the initial move into weapons.
  • A complete breakdown of the eight ways one can use a weapon, any weapon.
  • How to translate weapon techniques into empty hand techniques, complete with locks and throws.

In the end you will know, and be able to use, the world’s first and only totally perfect Martial Art.

HERE ARE THE MONKEY BOXING COURSES…¬†

Monkey Boxing (Part One ~ The Only Technique)

The ONE technique behind ALL martial arts. How to apply it on both sides of the body. The specific grab arts to be used on each side. And, of course, the simple freestyle drill that enables ANYONE to learn how to fight within an hour or two.

Monkey Boxing (Part Two ~ The 16 Techniques)

There are only 16 techniques in Monkey Boxing. Learn these 16 techniques and you will definitely have a change of mind and of spirit. You will know the core secrets of the real and workable, the true martial arts.

Blinding Steel ~ The 8 Weapons Patterns

The ultimate weapons course. Learn how to make any object a weapon, to use any weapon, to be able to defend yourself against any weapon.

Matrix Kung Fu (Monkey Boxing) ~ The 40 Monkeys

A complete list of the locks and takedowns used in Monkey Boxing. This is the first course I developed, my breakthrough into a new and more realistic art than any I had ever studied, and likely than you have studied.

The Master Instructor Course

The original course that breaks open the martial arts. Once you have done this course you will understand ANY and EVERY martial art there is. Furthermore, anybody who doesn’t know the material on this course CANNOT call themselves an instructor.

100 Monkey Boxing Lessons

This is it; this is the Big Kahuna of all martial arts. 100 video lessons of me teaching Monkey Boxing. From the ground up, ALL the drills, info as to how MB was developed, EVERYTHING you need to know.

There you go, six courses that will revolutionize the martial arts. And every one of them has deals and bonuses. Check out the individual courses to find out what kind of a deal or bonus you will get.

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