Monkey Boxing

 You Live in a Dangerous World!


The fellow who attacks you will have a weapon.

The Jihadist who wages war has a weapon.

Watch this video.

It’s actually easy to do this.

But you don’t want to lose yourself

in fancy Martial Arts systems

built of fluff and tournaments.

You don’t want internet gimmicks,

‘reality arts’ that are great in the ring,

but don’t work so well on the street.

(Do you want to wrestle on the ground

while your attacker  calls for his friends

to come stomp your face?)


You just want what works.

You just want the straight goods.

You want an art that works,

works quickly and efficiently,

and lets you walk away alive.

Click here!